Ages Ago Numbers -Prelude -Goodbye, Goodbye -When nature sleeps -Eh! What is that ye say -Ha! What was that -It does perplex, annoy and vex -We fly to fields of fancy -Entr'acte and Recit: I breathe, I live -Moments so fleeting -Would you know that maiden fair -In pity tell, O Lady mine -I stand on my authority -At twenty-three Lord Carnaby -'Tis Done, the spell is broken -The subject drop (Finale) Cox and Box Numbers -Overture -Rataplan -Stay, Bouncer, Stay -Hush-a-bye, Bacon -My Master is Punctual -Who are You, Sir? -The Buttercup -Not Long Ago -Sixes! -My Hand upon It Thespis Numbers -Throughout the night, the constellations -Oh, I'm the celestial drudge -Oh incident unprecedented -Here far away from all the world -Climbing over rocky mountain -Picnic Waltz -I once knew a chap who discharged a function -So that's arranged--you take my place, my boy (Finale Act I) -Of all symposia -Little maid of Arcadee -Olympus is now in a terrible muddle -Oh rage and fury, Oh shame and sorrow -You're Diana. I'm Apollo -We can't stand this (Finale Act II) Trial By Jury Numbers -Hark, the hour of ten is sounding -Is this the Court of the Exchequer? -When first my old, old love I knew -All hail great Judge! -When I, good friends, was call'd to the Bar -Swear thou the Jury -Where is the Plaintiff? -Oh, never, never, never, since I joined the human race -May it please you, my lud! -That she is reeling is plain to see! -Oh, gentlemen, listen, I pray -That seems a reasonable proposition -A nice dilemma we have here -I love him, I love him, with fervour unceasing -Oh, joy unbounded, with wealth surrounded Sorcerer Numbers -Ring forth ye bells -Constance, my daughter, why this strange depression? -When he is here -The air is charged with amatory numbers -Time was when Love and I were well acquainted -Sir Marmaduke, my dear young friend Alexis -(Dance) -With heart and with voice -My kindly friends -Happy young heart -My child, I join in these congratulations -With heart and with voice (Double Chorus) -Welcome, joy! -All is prepared -Love feeds on many kinds of food -My name is John Wellington Wells -Sprites of earth and air -Now to the banquet we press (Finale Act I) -Happy are we in our loving frivolity (1877 version only) -Tis twelve, I think (1884 version) -Dear friends, take pity on my lot -Thou hast the pow'r thy vaunted love -I rejoice that it's decided -Oh, I have wrought much evil with my spells -Alexis! Doubt me not, my loved one -Oh, my voice is sad and low -Oh, joyous boon! oh, mad delight -Prepare for sad surprises -Or he or I must die (Finale Act II) HMS Pinafore Numbers -Overture -We sail the ocean blue -Hail! men-o'-war's men -But tell me who's the youth -The nightingale -A maiden fair to see -My gallant crew, good morning -Sir, you are sad -Sorry her lot who loves too well -Over the bright blue sea -Sir Joseph's barge is seen -Now give three cheers -When I was a lad -For I hold that on the sea -A British tar -Refrain, audacious tar -Carefully on tiptoe stealing (Finale Act I) -Entr'acte -Fair moon, to thee I sing -Things are seldom what they seem -The hours creep on apace -Kind Captain, I've important information -Never mind the why and wherefore -Carefully on tiptoe stealing -Pretty daughter of mine -Farewell, my own -A many years ago -Here, take her, sir -Oh joy, oh rapture unforeseen (Finale Act II) Pirates of Penzance Numbers -Overture -Pour, oh pour, the pirate sherry -When Fred'ric was a little lad -Oh, better far to live and die -Oh! false one, you have deceiv'd me -Climbing over rocky mountain -Stop, ladies, pray -Oh, is there not one maiden breast? -Poor wand'ring one -What ought we to do? -How beautifully blue the sky -Stay, we must not lose our senses -Hold, monsters -I am the very model of a modern Major-General -Oh, men of dark and dismal fate (Finale Act I) -Oh, dry the glist'ning tear -Then, Frederic, let your escort lion-hearted -When the foeman bares his steel -Now for the pirates' lair! -When you had left our pirate fold -Away, away! My heart's on fire! -All is prepar'd; your gallant crew await you -Stay, Fred'ric, stay -No, I'll be brave -When a felon's not engaged in his employment -A rollicking band of pirates we -With cat-like tread, upon our prey we steal -Hush, hush, not a word! -Sighing softly to the river (Finale Act II) Patience Numbers -Overture -Twenty love-sick maidens we -Still brooding on their mad infatuation -I cannot tell what this love may be -Twenty love-sick maidens we (Exit) -The soldiers of our Queen -If you want a receipt for that popular mystery -In a doleful train two and two we walk -When I first put this uniform on -Am I alone and unobserved? -Long years ago, fourteen maybe -Prithee, pretty maiden -Though to marry you would very selfish be -Let the merry cymbals sound (Finale Act I) -On such eyes as maidens cherish -Sad is that woman's lot -Turn, oh turn, in this direction -A magnet hung in a hardware shop -Love is a plaintive song -So go to him, and say to him -It's clear that mediaeval art -If Saphir I choose to marry -When I go out of door -I'm a Waterloo House young man -After much debate internal (Finale Act II) Iolanthe Numbers -Overture -Tripping hither, tripping thither -Iolanthe! From thy dark exile thou art summoned -Good-morrow, good mother -Fare thee well, attractive stranger -Good-morrow, good lover -None shall part us from each other -Loudly let the trumpet bray -The law is the true embodiment -My well-loved Lord -Nay, tempt me not -Spurn not the nobly born -My lords, it may not be -When I went to the Bar -When darkly looms the day (Finale Act I) -When all night long a chap remains -Strephon's a member of Parliament -When Britain really ruled the waves -In vain to us you plead -Oh, foolish fay -Though p'r'aps I may incur thy blame -Love, unrequited, robs me of my rest -If you go in you're sure to win -If we're weak enough to tarry -My lord, a suppliant at your feet -It may not be -Soon as we may, off and away (Finale Act II) Princess Ida Numbers -Introduction -Search throughout the panorama -Now hearken to my strict command -Today we meet -From the distant panorama -We are warriors three -If you give me your attention -P'raps if you Address the Lady (Finale Act I) -Towards the empyrean heights -Mighty maiden with a mission -Minerva! oh, hear me! -And thus to Empyrean Heights -Come, mighty Must -Gently, gently -I am a maiden, cold and stately -The world is but a broken toy -A lady fair, of lineage high -The woman of the wisest wit -Now wouldn't you like to rule the roast -Merrily ring the luncheon bell -Would you know the kind of maid? -Oh, joy! our chief is saved (Finale Act II) -Death to the invader -Whene'er I spoke -I built upon a rock -When anger spreads his wing -This helmet, I suppose -This is our duty plain -With joy abiding (Finale Act III) Mikado Numbers -Overture (Mikado) -If you want to know who we are -A Wand'ring Minstrel I -Our Great Mikado, virtuous man -Young man, despair -And have I journey'd for a month -Behold the Lord High Executioner -As some day it may happen -Comes a train of little ladies -Three little maids from school are we -So please you, Sir, we much regret -Were you not to Ko-Ko plighted -I am so proud -With aspect stern and gloomy stride (Finale Act I) -Braid the raven hair -The sun whose rays are all ablaze -Brightly dawns our wedding day -Here's a how-de-do -Mi-ya Sa-ma -A more humane Mikado -The criminal cried as he dropped him down -See how the Fates their gifts allot -The flowers that bloom in the spring -Alone, and yet alive -On a tree by a river -There is beauty in the bellow of the blast -For he's gone and married Yum-Yum (Finale Act II) Ruddigore Numbers -Overture (Ruddigore) -Fair is Rose -Sir Rupert Murgatroyd -If somebody there chanced to be -I know a youth -From the briny sea -I shipp'd, d'ye see, in a revenue sloop -Hornpipe -My boy, you may take it from me -The battle's roar is over -If well his suit has sped -In sailing o'er life's ocean wide -Cheerily carols the lark -Welcome, gentry -Oh, why am I moody and sad? -You understand? I think I do -Hail the bride of seventeen summers (Finale Act I) -I once was as meek -Happily coupled are we -In bygone days -Painted emblems of a race -When the night wind howls -Away, remorse! -He yields, he yields -I once was a very abandoned person -My eyes are fully open -Melodrame -There grew a little flower -When a man has been a naughty baronet (Finale Act II) Yeomen of the Guard Numbers -Overture -When maiden loves, she sits and sighs -When jealous torments rack my soul -Tower warders, under orders -When our gallant Norman foes -A laughing boy but yesterday -Alas! I waver to and fro -Is life a boon? -Here's a man of jollity -I have a song to sing, O! -How say you, maiden, will you wed? -I've jibe and joke -'Tis done! I am a bride! -Were I thy bride -Oh, Sergeant Meryll, is it true? (Finale Act I) -Night has spread her pall once more -Oh! a private buffoon is a light-hearted loon -Hereupon we're both agreed -Free from his fetters grim -Strange adventure -Hark! What was that, sir? -A man who would woo a fair maid -When a wooer goes a-wooing -Rapture, rapture -Comes the pretty young bride (Finale Act II) Gondoliers Numbers -Overture -List and learn -From the sunny Spanish shore -In enterprise of martial kind -O rapture, when alone together -There was a time -I stole the prince -But, bless my heart -Try we life-long -Bridegroom and bride -When a merry maiden marries -Kind sir, you cannot have the heart -Then one of us will be a Queen (Finale Act I) -Of happiness the very pith -Rising early in the morning -Take a pair of sparkling eyes -Here we are at the risk of our lives -Dance a cachucha -There lived a king -In a contemplative fashion -With ducal pomp -On the day when I was wedded -To help unhappy commoners -I am a courtier grave and serious -Here is a case unprecedented -Here is a case unprecedented (Finale Act II) Utopia Ltd. Numbers -In lazy languor motionless -O make way for the Wise Men -In every mental lore -Let all your doubts take wing -Quaff the nectar -A King of autocratic power we -Although of native maids the cream -Bold-faced ranger -First you're born -Subjected to your heavenly gaze -Oh, maiden rich in Girton lore -Ah! gallant soldier -It's understood, I think -Introduction -Oh, admirable art -Some seven men form an association (Finale Act I) -Oh, Zara!...A tenor, all singers above -Words of love too loudly spoken -Society has quite forsaken -Entrance of Court -Drawing Room Music -This ceremonial...Eagle high in cloudland soaring -With fury deep we burn -If you think that when banded in unity -With wily brain -A wonderful joy our eyes to bless -Then I may sing and play? -Oh, would some demon pow'r -Ah, Lady Sophy, then you love me! -Oh, rapture unrestrained -Tarantella -Upon our sea-girt land -There's a little group of isles beyond the wave Grand Duke Numbers -Overture -Won't it be a pretty wedding? -Pretty Lisa, fair and tasty -By the mystic regulation -Were I a king in very truth -How would I play this part? -My goodness me! what shall I do? -About a century since -Strange the views some peole hold -Now take a card, and gaily sing -The good Grand Duke -A pattern to professors of monarchical autonomy -As o'er our penny roll we sing -When you find you're a broken-down critter -Come hither, all you people (Finale Act I) -As before you we defile -Your loyalty our Ducal heart-strings touches -Yes, Ludwig and Julia are mated -Take care of him -Now Julia, come, consider it from -Your Highness, there's a party at the door -Now away to the wedding we go -So ends my dream, Broken ev'ry promise plighted -If the light of love's lingering ember -Come, bumpers--aye, ever so many -Why, who is this approaching? -His Highness we know not -The Prince of Monte Carlo -We're rigged out in magnificent array -Dance -Take my advice--when deep in debt -Hurrah! Now away to the wedding -Well, you're a pretty kind of fellow -Happy couples, lightly treading (Finale Act II)